$$$ Plans

-Rob, do it reeeeally badly so I can reap the sweet benefits of free board and food at one of New Zealand's fine min security prisons

-Sell people my old 5c coins for a buck a pop

-Make a video of me 'selling' myself, like, instead of a show reel make a real show.

I will work backwards. I'm also listening to this a lot:

Uncertain Curtain

I keep finding all of these little paragraphs I wrote from ages ago for all my little ideas that stick round. I keep noticing all of these horrific grammar mistakes I constantly make. People keep asking me what is that I do, and I can't find the words to sum me up. I keep having intense daydreams that kind of shake me and make me feel self-concince. My mumbling continually gets worse and I find it harder to keep tabs on it in everyday conversation. I keep thinking of all these different scenarios based on what people say to me, then I blurt out the punchlines to my unexplainable jokes to everyone's confusion. Its taking me longer to write my images down in succinct ways. I look at my bank account everyday and regret every cent I spend. My sleep seems constantly broken and due to constant tiredness I feel behind on all of my work that is self-directed anyway. Every time I leave my house I become increasingly more and more aware of the public looking at me. Every time I draw a cartoon I become increasingly disappointed with how it looks.

-This should be my most motivating time, boy I hope it is

Trying To Make Work Like This

Michael Fincham is just great

I would describe this website as 'a masterpiece'

http://delorean.stfu.co.nz/

Really like it